Ladki Ka Apni Ch**t Ke Uper Kharcha

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha

Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Ch**t Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”

Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya

Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai

Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.

Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.

Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai

(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)

Ek Ladki Ki Ch**t Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.

Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To

(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)

Means

Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Ch**t Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

There is something different :D

I Am So Thirsty, Want Some Coke

Kon Kahta Hai Ki Sirf Ladke Hi Aish Karte Hai In Ladkiyo Ko To Dekho

Jokes of the day

Amitab in KBC

Pehla sawal 1000 ka. What's your fathers name?

Snta-Life Line, Phone a frnd.

Amitabh- Kisko lagaye?

Santa- Meri maa ko…

Some pics for FB(part 2)

Ladki Patane Ke Tarike

{***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai. 

{***} Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai. 

{***} Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi. 

{***} Aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge. 

{***} Jis ladki ko aap patana chahte ho, 
usse jab bhi milo to uski family ki khariyat,haal-chaal zaroor pucho isse bhi ladkiyan bahut impress hoti hain." 

{***} Ladki patane ka sabse best tarika hota hai ke aap ladki ke samne uski friend ka tarif karo ise ladki ke dil main jalan hogi aur woh aap ko propose kar degi kyu ki ladkiya hi laladkiyo se jalti hai aur is jalne main hum ladko ka fayda hota hai. 

{***} Jis ladki ko patana ho uske har ang ki tariff karo, maslan bal se lekar khaal tak..... 
dis tip work very nyce.... 

{***} Ladki se baat karte waqkt confident raho 

{***} Aur ladki ke mobile pe hamesha top up karwado taki wo aap se mobile pe bhi batt karsake. 

{**} Agar aap ladki ke maa baap ka dil jit liya to aap ko v ladki ka dil mil jaega, 

{***} Kisi bhi ladki ka dil gahraai se jeetne ke liye uske future or present ki planing aur isme aane wali problem ko solve karne ke liye apne ko use hazir karo..pata hai ladki apni moral support ke liye bhi apna dil bahut gahrai se de deti hai.. 

{***} Kuch dino tak ladki ki har baatt mano jayda nahi bus............1 month........phir dkhna ladki tumahra kahna manege.........vo khte ha na tum ladkiyo ko ijaat do vo apne ijaat tumhe dey dege 

Always try to appreciate her looks and her dressing sense even wen she isnt lookin gud.....this will make her feel more comfortable with u...... juz let her know that u r da most romantic person and she'll die for u. 

**************For shy Boys************* 

If u r shy to express ur love to any girl U loved most then other way is take her mobile no. from her friend bye any way. Then send msg of friendship daily if she reply or call reject her or don't reply her after 2-3 days u tell her that u r in her school at childhood & u got her no. from our(Means u & she)friend. Ask her for sightseeing or for movie after ur 2-3 phone call & she will be very excited to see u meet her at evening only.(I tried this with my friend & its successful {U know i talk with her daily on phone by his name at time of meeting i send my friend for setting}reply me if u are successful) 
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It takes lot of time to write here from my mobile So If u want more tips then email me Techarena2050@gmail.com

Guys its take lots of time to reply u all so please forgive me if delay in reply. 

& also it is not possible to accept all friendship because i get little time to reply u.. so please understand me.. 

Thanks to all who like my site.. 

Some Pics for Fb

more pics coming soon

Top 10 Funny ‘JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI’ Memes

Here are top 10 ‘JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI’ memes, which have been extremely popular on social media  a few days back - 
1.  APNI FARZI ID SE APNI HI PROFILE PIC PE COMMENT KARNE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

2. BHAGWAN KI PIC PE ZABARDASTI LIKE KARWANE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

3.  6 RS. KI GOLD FLAKE KO 7 ME DENE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

4. APNI HI PROFILE PIC LIKE KARNE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

5. #HAR #BAAT #MEIN #EK #EK #WORD #KO #HASHTAG #KARNE #WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

6.  SEEN KARKE BHI REPLY NAHI DENE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

7.  HAR POST PAR TAG KARNE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

8.  CHANGE MEIN CHILLAR KI JAGAH ECLAIRS/MELODY DENE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

9. LADKIYON KI PIC ME AWWWWW SO CUTE COMMENT KARNE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI

10. TOILET KARKE FLUSH NAHI KARNE WALO – JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI